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I hate coming up with these stupid post titles. I never know where I'm going with my writing, and most of the time my writing is not all on a single subject. So therefore I have decided to give each post a letter of the alphabet (in alphabetical order) and once I run out of those I will begin to use interesting combinations.
Okay so whenever my dog has "accidents" in his kennel or in the house, guess who gets to clean it up? Yeah, me. Honestly, I wouldn't care half as much if not for the fact that when someone yells for me to clean it up, it's not one of those "Oh, thank you so much! I am so grateful that you are cleaning up this disgusting mess!" No. Instead, I am scolded at for my dog going to the bathroom in the wrong place. Because of course, that's MY fault. I totally see their point. I mean, it's no secret that I signaled to my dog to go ahead and take a dump on the floor so that I can have the pleasure of cleaning it up! I would much rather be bathed in the suffocating odor of feces than have a peaceful bubble bath. (This was sarcasm in case you didn't catch on.)
So there you have it. First complaint. Done.

It's all about me.

Complaints: logical and interesting thoughts that some people do not take the initiative to share. When I created this blog, I was planning on calling it, simply, "Complaints." But I thought I might entice you readers a little more. So naturally, you should be able to foresee the future for this blog. Complaints. Yes, I will list off complaints, I will expand on them, I will rip to pieces the people/place/things that I am complaining about. These nouns should beware. It will not be a pleasant ride for them. In order to give myself some secrecy, I will rename these people. Also, it will make for a great excuse when they accuse me of calling them rude names on this blog.
As for the title of this post: I figure it is self-explanatory. I mean, the blog is no doubt all about me. All about my thoughts, my actions. With that in mind please don't expect anything other than that. If you're against this, I would like to point out that a blog is the wrong place to be looking when in search of a selfless person.
One last small note: I will be keeping this blog clean (unlike my room). There will be no swears. Possibly vulgar language as far as idiot and stupidhead.
Alleluia that's done with. Now time for some complaints......(: